May 2013
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Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
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ICONS FOR YOU :*
dixwon:
please reblog if you use them :)
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shadow-of-liz:
this—is—my—design:
Do you ever want to express how much you love cannibalistic sociopaths with nice suits and then realize your mom probably doesn’t want to hear this about her child.
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gallifreic:
“don’t hurt my baby!” i yell at the screen. my baby is a cannibalistic serial killer.
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thegroovygatsby:
no, no, not star trek, TSAR trek! it is russian inwention! vas inwented by little old lady from leningrad!
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graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: yes
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
dude: breathes
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
denmark: winning
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
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graham norton: *eiffel tower in background* hard to say what city she's in could be anywhere really
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evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
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morgrana:
you see in the UK it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
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wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
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whilelifepassesby:
klainecrisser:
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
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We’re 19th
I did not expect us to do this well
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Ireland we feel very bad about only giving you one point
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I’m very confused by Norway doing this well
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sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
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Mum was confused by Denmark not getting any points. From Denmark
